Three Skeleton Key

 

Adaptation by The One Act Players
Recorded at Studio Bob, San Francisco. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Jean - Scot Crisp
Louis - John Parsons
Auguste - Glenn Carlson

Music by Clark Stiefel

From the short story by George Toudouze. Original radio adaptation by James Poe

Tagline: The one with the rats.

First lines: (Jean) "Picture this place, a gray tapering cylinder welded by iron rods and concrete to the key itself. A bare, black rock, one hundred fifty feet long, maybe forty wide ... that's at low tide. At high tide just the lighthouse rising one hundred ten feet straight up out of the ocean, and all about the churning water, gray-green, scum dappled, warm as soup."

Trivia: An old San Francisco hospital stairwell and boiler room "doubled" for the lighthouse in the remote recording sessions.

 

 

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The Sad Princess

by Ana Ripka
Recorded at Studio Bob, San Francisco. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Princess - Melissa Hutchison
Fool - John Mercer
King - Randal Wung
Counselor/Marshal - John True Emperor - Glenn Carlson
Queen - Wendy Tremont King
Bearded Man - Randal Wung
Teachers - John T., Wendy, Glenn

Music by Ron Sorbo and Jack Waldenmaier; arranged using the Sonic Fire Pro system by Piers vander Groot

Tagline: The world is not black and white, nor endless shades of grey, but filled with the most beautiful colors; if only she could see them.

First line: (King) "Today a daughter, a princess, an heiress to my Kingdom is born."

Trivia: This is the first English language translation and performance of Ana Ripka's play. The play has been staged by the Romanian National Theater and broadcast over Romanian National Radio.

 

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Caesar & Cleo

by Bruce Kane
Recorded at Studio Bob, San Francisco. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Caesar - Glenn Carlson
Cleopatra - Marilynn Fowler
Colitus - Digby Christian
Calpurnia - Amaya Elu
Marc Antony - Randal Wung
Brutus - Seth Sher
Cassius - Perry Whittle
Soothsayer - John True

Music by Clark Stiefel

Tagline: A bawdy, pun-filled, double entendre drenched look at Caesar, Cleopatra and the folks who ran the Roman Empire ... right into the ground.

First Line: (Brutus) "Caesar has returned to Rome; the mob treats him like a god."

Notable Line: (Cleopatra) "Tell me, Marc Antony, have you ever played toga-toga-who's got the toga?"

Trivia: Randal also plays Senator #2, Preposterous, the Herald; John also plays Senator #1, Ludicrous, Thesaurus; Perry also plays Ridiculous.

 

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Justin Thyme:
The Case of the Prince
Formerly Known as Hamlet

 

by Bruce Kane
Recorded at Studio Bob, San Francisco. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Thyme - Glenn Carlson
Hamlet - Scot Crisp
Ophelia - Melissa Hutchison
Gertrude - Blanca Florido
Claudius - John Mercer
Laertes - Mark Atherlay
Polonius - Perry Whittle

Music by Clark Stiefel with Pascal Schweren on saxophone.

Tagline: Take one part Dashiell Hammett, add two parts Shakespeare (or vice versa), and you get the greatest murder mystery ever told; if I were you, pal, I'd take notes.

First Line: (Thyme) "It ended like most of my cases ... with everybody dead ."

Notable Line: (Claudius) "Now if you'll excuse us Thyme, the Queen and I have to discuss my ascension to the throne ... if you know what I mean."

Trivia: Mark also plays Rosencrantz and the fight announcer; Perry also plays Guildenstern and reads our credits; John barely disguises his voice to play King Hamlet and the said same ghost.

 

 

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Candy Matson
YUkon 2-8209

"The Cable Car Murder"

By Monty Masters
Recorded at Studio Bob, San Francisco. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Candy - Wendy Tremont King
Det. Ray Mallard - Scot Crisp
Rembrandt Watson - John Mercer
with Blanca Florido, John True and Perry Whittle

Music by Clark Stiefel

Art design by Marilynn Fowler

First Line: "Do you have a little unsolved murder in your home? A little blackmail you want to unload? Are you the victim of some vulgar extortionist? Well, I know a gal you should meet. She may not be the best private eye in the world, but she sure is sweet."

 

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Passion Poison & Petrification

By George Bernard Shaw
Recorded at Studio Bob, San Francisco. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Lady Magnesia - Blancett Reynolds
George Fitztollemache - John Mercer
Adolphus Bastable - Scot Crisp
Phyllis the Maid - Corina Harman
Landlord - Digby Christian
Policeman - Glenn Carlson
Doctor - Scot Crisp

Music: Johann Nepomuk Hummel – Bassoon Concerto in F Major Courtesy of Naxos Records c. 1999

First Line: (Magnesia) "What time did the clock strike, Phyllis?"

Trivia: To guarantee correct pronounciation of the Landlord's outrageous accent, Shaw wrote the lines out phonetically.

 

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The Gas Town Mysteries:
IN COLOR!

CASE OF THE CURIOUS ETCHING
Vancouver BC radio detective Stanley Park investigates the murder of ... a radio detective!

CASE OF THE ABDUCTED ASPHALT
Can PI Stanley Park recover Vancouver's roads in time to save the Grand Prix?

THE MYSTERY OF THE MYSTERIOUS METEORITES
Eight dead bodies could all add up to celestial shenanigans once PI Park charts the world by bathosphere!

 

Recorded at Studio Bob, San Francisco. Written, Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson & Digby Christian for WHAT You Say Productions.
Cast:
Stanley Park - Glenn Carlson
Angus MacBlow - Digby Christian
Victoria Renfrew - Marilynn Fowler
The Snitch - Scot Crisp
Albert Renfrew - Glenn Carlson
Alan the Latvian Lover - Scot Crisp
Chief Van Dusen - John True
LuLu Richmond - Terri Dien
The Fence The Baker - John True
Georgia Morningside - Melissa Hutchison
Admiral Whycliffe St. Troy - Mark Atherlay
Series Announcer - Scot Crisp

Listen for the ridiculous product placements in each of the two minute "daily" installments.

 

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The Mark Markheim
Miniscule Mysteries

Vengeance in Vegas

A Dead Body's A Deal Breaker

by Hal Glatzer
Recorded at Lindner Sound, San Francisco. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Mark Markheim - John True
Sheila Shelby - Blanca Florido
Viveca Vickery - Marilynn Fowler
Caspar Cooper - John Parsons
Ollie Owens -
Glenn Carlson
Venus Velvet - Corina Harman
Bob Best - Hal Glatzer
Arnie Angelman - John Parsons
Eddie Edsel - Glenn Carlson


Music: "Night Train" by The Oscar Peterson Trio c. 1962/1997 courtesy of Verve/Polygram, London/LA

Art design by Marilynn Fowler

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The Killist

 

 

by Emmett Loverde
Recorded at Lindner Sound, San Francisco. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Joe Levi - The Killist
Glenn Carlson - The Sheriff
Marilynn Fowler - Miss Emily
Blancett Reynolds - Ma
Geoff Arnold -
Pa, Farmer, Townie
John True - Dick Stallion, Chief Rain Snow
Scot Crisp - Announcer


Music: "Vinson Gowery" and "Pinks Home Brew" by White Boy Medicine Show c. 1985 courtesy of Sour Mash Music

Art design by Marilynn Fowler

First Line: (Killist) "You ... you there!"

 

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The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

The Speckled Band

A Scandal in Bohemia

The Final Adventure

 

Adaptation by The One Act Players
Stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Recorded at
Lindner Sound, San Francisco
Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Sherlock Holmes - Scot Crisp
Dr. John Watson - Glenn Carlson
Helen Stoner - Blancett Reynolds
Irene Adler -
Blanca Florido
King Wilhem - John Parsons
Professor Moriarty - Rob Soriano
Series Announcer - Geoff Arnold

Music: Tchaikovsky Trio Op. 50 c. 1988 courtesy of BMG Classics, NY. Mendelssohn Trio Op. 49 c. 1988 courtesy of BMG Classics, NY.
Gounod Je Veux Vivre from Romeo et Juliette performed by Blanca Florido.

Art design by Scot Crisp

 

 

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Flash Gordon

Winner of the 2000 Silver Mark Time Award for Excellence in Science Fiction Audio Theatre

 

Adaptation by The One Act Players
Episode One Recorded at Mr. Toads Studios, San Francisco. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Countdown Girl - Lori Carcare
Announcer - Scot Crisp
Narrator - Glenn Carlson
Flash Gordon - John Parsons
Dale Arden - Terri Dien
Hans Zarkov - Scot Crisp
The Slave - Digby Christian
Ming the Merciless - Rob Soriano
Princess Aura - Corina Harman
Prince Thun - Aram Boyd
High Priest Zogi - Scot Crisp
Minions of Mongo - Chris Linert & Cast

Flash Gordon is the property of King Features Syndicate/Hearst Publications

 

 

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Great Moments
in History

Great Fish of Giza
by Digby Christian

Cake No Frosting
by Jim Cort

Standing Tall
by Jim Cort


Shakespeare at the Globe
by Jim Cort

Encounter at Sea
by Jim Cort

The Great Fish of Giza recorded at Lindner Sound. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson. Cast: Pharoah - John True; Priest - Glenn Carlson; Flunky - Digby Christian; with Scot Crisp and Seth Sher

Cake No Frosting recorded at What You Say Studios. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson. Cast: Marie Antoinette - Marie-Amelie Poisson; The Jailer - Digby Christian

Standing Tall recorded at What You Say Studios. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson. Cast: Sol - John True; Roxie - Terri Dien; Eddie - Jay Momet; Homo Erectus - Glenn Carlson

Shakespeare recorded at What You Say Studios. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson. Cast: Shakespeare - John Mercer; The Manager - Digby Christian

Encounter at Sea recorded at Linder Sound. Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson. Cast:
Captain - Scot Crisp; Seaman - Digby Christian; Bridge Mate - Glenn Carlson

 



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The Horla
 

Adaptation by The One Act Players
Story by Guy de Maupassant, 1886
Recorded at Lindner Sound, San Francisco. Directed by Scot Crisp.
Produced by Glenn Carlson
Cast:
Claude MacAllistar - Digby Christian
Martin Beresford-Harlowe - Glenn Carlson
Helen Beresford-Harlowe - Blanca Florido
Horla - Scot Crisp

Music: Bach, Paritas Harpiscord #5 c. 1979 courtesy of Angel Records, NY. Mozart, Piano Concerto #27 K. 595 c. 1974 courtesy of Deutsche Grammophone GmbH, Hamburg Germany.
Beethoven, Emperor c. 1961 courtesy of Sony Classical, NY

 

 

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The Emperor's
New Clothes
 

Adaptation by Jim Cort**
Recorded at Lindner Sound, San Francisco
Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson & Scot Crisp

Cast:
Narrator - Blanca Nieves
Emperor - Scot Crisp
Hives - Digby Christian
Snip - Glenn Carlson
Stitch - Terri Dien
Boy - Janelle Parkin
Courtiers & Crowds - Chris Linert & Cast

Music: Zeit der Dammerung c. 1999
courtesy of Christophorus GmbH, Heidelberg Germany

 

 

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Trouble in
the Works
 

by Harold Pinter
Recorded Lindner Sound, San Francisco
Produced & Directed by Glenn Carlson

Cast:
Mr. Fibbs - Scot Crisp
Wills - Digby Christian

 

 

I suppose you can say there has been a little trouble in the factory. Mr. Pinter's representatives have denied us authorization to proceed further with our production. Sad news for us; we hope someday they will reconsider because it's perfection I tell you, nothing short of perfection.

IN PRODUCTION:
         

Hot Dames & Hot Lead
From the Seasoned Files of
Catfish King Private Gumshoe

  by Jim Gustafson    
Nine Hundred Pounds
 

by Charles Bukowski**

900 Pounds c. 1983 by Charles Bukowski, adapted from "Hot Water Music" with the permission of Black Sparrow Press

"Hot Water Music" can be purchased for $15 (softcover) or $25 (hardcover) from
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  by Digby Christian*    
    The Players wish to thank Jim Cort for entrusting us with his work. He can be reached at: jimcort(at)hotmail.com
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